The carnival is in town and so am I. I'm only here for a weekend, as cool as they come and dizzy as a Tilt-a-Whirl. Do you know where your daughters are? I do! My job is to strap ·em in tight to the tunnel of love. The Dude sports a custom embroidered baseball cap that adjusts to fit any size, with his ŒŠÃ›Ãawesome" mullet hanging out below.